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Always a butterfly lover!
Sunny South Florida
, 2006 at 6:59am
I'm sorry, but I just had to post this! I thought it was very funny! No offense to anyone!
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge
boobs who owns a liquor store, a golf course and
a bass boat. This doesn't rhyme and I don't care.
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