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Message started by bookies_original on Nov 2nd, 2006 at 8:59pm

Title: Have You Ever Wondered.........
Post by bookies_original on Nov 2nd, 2006 at 8:59pm
Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Title: Re: Have You Ever Wondered.........
Post by oldfriend on Nov 2nd, 2006 at 10:33pm
Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

Title: Re: Have You Ever Wondered.........
Post by oldfriend on Nov 4th, 2006 at 12:33am
Who put the Ram in the Ramalama Ding Dong?

Title: Re: Have You Ever Wondered.........
Post by BrewCity on Nov 4th, 2006 at 2:24am

oldfriend wrote on Nov 4th, 2006 at 12:33am:
Who put the Ram in the Ramalama Ding Dong?

I'd like to meet the man;
I'd like to shake his hand.

Title: Re: Have You Ever Wondered.........
Post by bookies_original on Nov 10th, 2006 at 8:15am
have you ever wondered how the cost of gasoline dropped so drastically during the weeks preceeding the election but now that nov. 7 has come and gone, the price is on the rise again?

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